Saturday, March 25, 2006

Here's another hap'nin stick people sig

Here's another stick people sign. Hey, no parking on the dance floor, man. Nice robot, though.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

See my comic site. Here's an example...

Shketches: can't find it?

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Poor lonely red sign board. He tries to smile but his mouth won't nearly turn up enough. He needs a friend. I'll just go to www.hookups4signboards.com and find someone for him... Oh! An answer already!
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Wednesday, February 22, 2006










The night table grins sheepishly for being photographed without having dusted the lamp.

Can you see this one? It's in the wood at the bottom of the picture. There's a smiley face, but not a smiley or frowny. It's like a... uh... indifferenty face. Apparently when they changed the elevator controls whenever wayback, the wall couldn't have cared less, and still doesn't.

"I nearly,
[strum strum strum strum]
I nearly lost youuuuu..."

That's the only song I can remember, because boys and girls, that's all they had. So from the Where Are They Now files, now you know that after their brief musical career peak in the early 90s, the Screaming Trees ended up in the wooded portion of my office parking lot.

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Thank you for eating Styrobox. We know you have a choice. Keep track of your onion miles and earn a free straw. Posted by Picasa
Jolly good, mate, I just returned from the dentist. He says me alignment's the best of his patients in all of England. Posted by Picasa
Hey.

Hey.


Hey you! Banana nose stove!


Hey, yeah. I like the bling in your mouth, but ya got knobby knees.
And eyes.
Knobby, knobby, handle-y eyes. Posted by Picasa
Kind of like David Bowie with the different colored eyes, but I don't think he has fish lips. I use these plastic plates a lot since they're easy to chuck in the sink or the dishwasher or the trash. Posted by Picasa
Her personality's not much to write home about, but when you look her in the face, man, what a dish. Rich too. Born with a silver sp... oh you've heard this one? Right right then, onto the next entry. Posted by Picasa