Monday, April 17, 2006

Jack N Coke

Samurai Jack! What are you doing in my Diet Coke? I figured you for a sugar hound. A naturalist! Posted by Picasa

Thursday, April 13, 2006

I find your lack of face disturbing


Impressive. Most impressive. But you are not a french fry yet. * JHUN! JHUN! JHUN! JHON-JA JHUN, JHON-JA JHUN!!! *

Ian put this cable holder thingy on the entertainment center door, and it immediately started singing Shattered. "Sha-doobie, my brain's been battered" and then later on, it said "Don't you know the crime rate's going up! up! up! up! UPP!!!!!"

Saturday, March 25, 2006

Here's another hap'nin stick people sig

Here's another stick people sign. Hey, no parking on the dance floor, man. Nice robot, though.

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Poor lonely red sign board. He tries to smile but his mouth won't nearly turn up enough. He needs a friend. I'll just go to www.hookups4signboards.com and find someone for him... Oh! An answer already!
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Wednesday, February 22, 2006










The night table grins sheepishly for being photographed without having dusted the lamp.

Can you see this one? It's in the wood at the bottom of the picture. There's a smiley face, but not a smiley or frowny. It's like a... uh... indifferenty face. Apparently when they changed the elevator controls whenever wayback, the wall couldn't have cared less, and still doesn't.

"I nearly,
[strum strum strum strum]
I nearly lost youuuuu..."

That's the only song I can remember, because boys and girls, that's all they had. So from the Where Are They Now files, now you know that after their brief musical career peak in the early 90s, the Screaming Trees ended up in the wooded portion of my office parking lot.

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Thank you for eating Styrobox. We know you have a choice. Keep track of your onion miles and earn a free straw. Posted by Picasa
Jolly good, mate, I just returned from the dentist. He says me alignment's the best of his patients in all of England. Posted by Picasa