Father's Day Smiley

Yes, of course we went to Outback Steakhouse for Father's Day. Like there's anywhere else to go. Anyhoo, this beaut showed up after I got up from my nap later in the day. Very happy I think. 

Sleeping Sack Ghost

Captain's log: Stardate-17 June 2006. Planet-Local convenience store. >I bought a Diet Coke and some Chex Mix for me, and a honey bun for Ian. As I stretched my hand across the counter to pass the money to the lady, I noticed this little guy snoring. I was careful to think of what I might do next. 1. Take a picture without asking, and cause the lady to think I might be casing the joint... OR, 2. reveal to the lady that I had a light obsessive compulsive disorder which included the small niche of taking pictures of non-humans taking the form of a face... OR, 3. dismiss the pink elephant with the mindpower of a Jedi. You can logically eliminate option three since you are looking at the picture. Number one didn't seem like the thing to do, particularly since I don't photograph well on surveillance cameras. So, yeah. It went like "Um, you might think this is weird, but..." she raises her eyebrow, "I have a website..." I wasn't sure if she'd know what a blog is, "where I post pictures of things that look like they have a face." Pause for a 1/2 second breath that seemed like the amount of time it takes Cingular to answer a question about your bill. I point to it... "and that right there has a face."Such a blank stare was derived from my statements that now the convenience store lady herself seemed not to have a face. I'm pretty sure all the blood from her face rushed to her butt. Even so, she uttered a searingly analystic up-on-the-2nd-syllable "uh huhhHH." I could nearly put a question mark there, but she wasn't asking - or wanting an answer. Me: "Umm, so-o-o-o-o... do you mind if I take a picture of it?" Lady as if I had cat's eye marbles in my nose: "Suuuure. You can actually take it with you." And she pushes it on the counter toward me.I'm telling you this so you can appreciate the fine work posted herein and get a firm grip on the day-to-day aspects of such an illogical hobby. You're welcome. 

Wet Floor vs. Body Parts

CAUTION: If you slip, your neck will become invisible.

CAUTION: If you slip, your head, hands and feet will become detached. 

Pot Party

They were so busted when I happened upon them. This one in particular was very surprised.


Maybe this one was already paranoid, but he became very afraid of what might happen next.

Okay this guy just got all small-eyed and throwy-uppy.

But then there were a bunch of little ones that I guess were in the midst of ultra-happy and coasted straight into perma-grin.