Your parents don't think to prepare you for this. "Who's the guy in my spoon?" Is it the Faux Belushi Kabuki? No. Next... Did the Ghost of Green Beans Past put Frank Zappa in there? Probably not. Oh, you're right Leon Redbone, the spoon's 'stache does point to the ceiling, whilst yours and Frank's don't. Welp, only one thing left since I already parodied Dali in this blog...

IT'S-A ME-A, MARIO!!