Less than a face...

...but so much more than a mustache.




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"PUSH BUTTON FOR __________."
I have a few answers myself that I'll post in the comments section. You put yours in there too.


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House Party smile

One glass of this:

And you start to see this:




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ATM Gremlin

Have you ever been hanging out at the ATM, just doin' your financial strategery, and already you have resigned yourself to the watchful eye of the security camera, but you get a second gander at the "machine" and you start to think about that Will Smith movie, I,Robot, where the things are supposed to be so smart and yet some of them are too smart, and maybe programmed a little too good, and a few of them are coming after Will or whatever his movie name was and he can't get away from them because they're everywhere and...
but you're just at the bank, so it's nothing, right?




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Pea Zucchini Rocko's Mrs. Bighead Face

Check it out! It's got the orange hair even. Cute and nostalgic as it was, I scarfed it. Thank you, Olive Garden, for the heart smart veggie pasta with bonus Mrs. Bighead from Rocko's Modern Life.



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Ham n Swiss Quesadilla

How to make a Ham n Swiss Quesadilla:

1. Slap one flour tortilla on the toaster oven rack.
2. Slap 4 slices of ham distributed equally across tortilla.
3. Slap one fraidy-cat piece of Swiss cheese on top of the ham.
4. Say "hello" to the face in the cheese to try to make it feel at home.
5. Go get the camera and take a picture of the cheese for your dorky blog.
6. Crack cheese's face into 4 strips, ignoring fraidy face and distribute equally across ham.
7. Slap another flour tortilla on top of the whole thing.
8. Turn toaster oven to 300 degrees and 7 minutes.
9. Stand there until the tortilla gets bubbly brown or else you'll get busy and burn it stinky.
10. Grab a plate and tuck the end under the toaster oven rack so you can slide the thing onto the plate. Why'd you do that with your bare fingers?
11. Put that one finger under cold water until it feels better.
12. Fold quesadilla in half and eat it like a taco.
13. Walk around the place while you eat it, making everyone jealous for one.

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Spy box

My dad sent me the picture among some that he considered good I See Faces candidates. I don't know what he saw. I see Spy vs. Spy.

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